C Note

Wow, 100 episodes... of the days of my life.... about which I blogged. 100 of anything can be a pretty big deal, probably, I didn't do a lot of research. I know the Olathe Public Library celebrated it's 100th birthday this year. So that's something. Seinfeld celebrated its 100th episode with a clip show so maybe I'll follow along those lines.

Here's my favorite line from each of the first 99 posts. I've just listed them chronologically because stack ranking would have taken waaaay too long.

We went over to Grandma & Grandpa Herberts so I could meet my Uncle Charlie, Aunt Eva and cousin Jamie.

I saw the cutest little bag but since my grasp still needs a little work I decided to hold off.

Take that Evolution of Dance!

I'm not a cheerleader for crying out loud.

The best part of the weekend was watching Rafa Nadal lose at the French (Open.)

I'm quite the fashionista you know.

The world is my toilet.

Speakin’ Brit is fun innit?

No wonder those idiots (USPS) are going out of business!

On this warm summer's eve Dad boarded a train headed to nowhere.

I had to get SHOTS at the doctor's office today.

Off to Grandma's.

We watched Roger Federer win the French Open.

Knight to C3 - CHECKMATE!

Time for my bottle!

It rained harder than I've seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!

After Mom got me dressed, we started chatting quite a bit.

Twitter allows people to "tweet" about the most mundane aspects of their life and share their "least important thoughts 140 characters at a time."

Needless to say it was NOT the Google Maps recommended route.

I would like to congratulate the Pittsburgh Penguins on beating the dirty Detroit Redwings.

Not sure that they actually did any "yard work" but as someone once said, "it's good to have to goals."

It's kind of entertaining to hear Mom and Dad project which of their worst traits I'll end up with.

Dad goes, "(expletive deleted), I need to do garbage."

Penny decided to come over and help me.... then use me as a pillow.

I caught this punk turtle giving me the STINK EYE.

People are too dumb for rolling cars so in retrospect, flying cars probably aren't a good idea.

Check out my new favorite chair: the Dad-Oh.

I think part of being a baby is being forced to dress in silly clothes and pose for pictures.

My first breakfast at Wimbledon.

Nothing says petting zoo fun like 95 degrees coupled with Kansas humidity.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNT DARTY!

You know how much I love tummy time.

Great Grandma Davenport is so cute and her laugh is absolutely infectious.

I feel like I've been betrayed.

I'll leave you with this picture of my new boyfried Evan.

I think GGD sure does love my little toes.

SUPRIRSE, we're going to KCI. Awesome?

As far as I'm concerned, that dirty old man had it coming.

It's not the flash that makes Dad's hair look gray, it's the gray hair that makes his hair look gray.

Deer in the Headlights anyone?

GpaD has some sort of disorder that makes him all crazy and anxious.

I considered having two poached eggs and toast with no butter.

There's not really a point here.

The book "casts a stabbing, furtive light on Vienna at the time of la belle époque."

Mom read me a book called US Weekly.

They didn't even consider taking me to see Transformers.

The ball appears to have a nice positive attitude and I like that.

I resemble that comment.

I'll bet her headlight fluid is low too.

Dad and I could watch Breakfast at... Turnberry?

I've got surprising solid chops for a 3.5 month old.

GpaD was cracking me up.

Dad was busy cleaning my car seat which may or may not have been christened with a blow out last night.

I can't wait 'til I can go to an Explorers match.

I've inherited my father's poor spelling gene.

I think I'm gonna go ahead and invest my allowance in Apple and Google now.

I'd like to see the list of names you DIDN'T go with.

M&D looked just like Lindsay Davenport & Andy Roddick.... in so much as they were holding racquets on a tennis court.

Preemptive special thanks to Ben Folds for not suing me if he or his attorneys ever see this video.

Who's the mother of the year that has her kid's cradle up in a tree?

I play defense by pulling the bottle out and moving my head from side to side.

I don't think AA does everything in rhyme.

Dad, don't quit your day job; a terrible mohel you would make.

Wait, tape isn't right but it's sounds goofy to say Mom caught it on hard drive.

I spent the time working on getting my fist in my mouth.

Careful GpaH, you only 1248 more vacation days so use them wisely!

If Mom wants me to be on my back, why can't I just START on my back?

I think diapers exist to make YOUR life easier, not mine.

M&D had these burgers the other night that just looked delicious. I think that's what I'll request for my first meal.

Where's The Fable?

This guy (Olive) is so fun that I actually had fun playing with her in the box at he store!

By the way, is that what you'd feed a proverbial cow?

I had my first experience with solid food and it was NOT a cheeseburger.

I know it's mean, but I like to play this game when I'm alone with AA where I just scream and cry to see what she'll do.

I assume The Berenstain Bears: My Friend Has Two Daddys is right around the corner.

I get to wear diapers so automatically a lot of the stress that comes with camping is out the window.

Seriously people, would it be so bad if you spent a little time with your daughter?

To protect the innocent (and the guilty alike) I can't divulge any of that here.

If I become a multi-millionaire these blogs are going to become WAY more interesting.

By the looks of him he could EAT the grill.

If days like today are the result of global warming, then I'm gonna exhale extra from now on.

I know that GmaD is a sucker.

One of the words used has multiple meanings and maybe they don't all belong in a children's book.

I don't even know what most of the those keys even go to.

It's probably hard to take a picture of yourself with your eyes shut.

1. Rice Cereal, 2. Veggies, 3. Burnt Ends.

I just threw up a little... not because of the DMV, but because I'm a baby and I tend to spit up.

We headed south for Babies "R" Us and Sams's club... in the middle of the day... on the weekend. So dumb.

I did a lot of supervising as mom did a lot of work.

I dislike tummy time usually and if I could roll over and relax, I would.

Whenever I hear John McEnroe's voice, I quack like a duck.

Procrastinating Parent! No wonder I was born late.

Despite all the different animals in My Animals the book still tasted like chicken.

Taking Harvard's crimson and Yale's blue does not and Ivey League college make.

I know Mom and Dad are pretty pleased when I slap at a spoon full solids and it goes everywhere.

resturant restraunt resturant (again) restrant (I'm so awful, I gave up and spell checked) restaurant

I've heard Dad put his foot in his mouth plenty of times and if he can do it, so can I!

Hopefully I'll have a usable closet soon!

That's right, it's my Right Mandibular Central Incisor.

Hope you enjoyed the blog in review.

Until Later,

Avery