Monday, December 7, 2009

Onomatopoetic

This morning started off, um... different. Dad was getting my stuff ready to go over to Miss Anne's and put me in the big chair to play with my Mozart cube. ESPN was still on TV and one of those stupid Esurance cartoon commercials came on. I cannot STAND those commercials. They make me want to poke my eyes out. Unfortunately Dad didn't leave any useful tools around for me to accomplish this so I decided to go searching for some. So, I moved Mozart cube aside and hopped out of the chair... kind of. It may have been less of a hop and more of a full face plant. When Dad heard the thump he came a runnin' but was too late. He found me face down, legs up and frankly not too happy about it.While the face plant got me a little upset, I don't think I'm any worse for the wear short of a small bump on my forehead. That said, I clearly need to be more careful!

Shortly after getting home from school, Mom ditched Dad and me to get her hair cut and have dinner with some friends. And since we didn't have any other committments, Dad and I decided to have dinner with Grandma Davenport, Aunt Darty and Uncle Dave at Houlihan's. I had a lot of fun playing with GmaD until their food came then I just kind of kept myself busy playing in my high chair. Surprisingly, Dad had the high chair pushed far enough away from the table that I couldn't accomplish a second face plant. Dad of the year!

After dinner, Dad set me in my play gym on the FLOOR and I just chilled until Mom got home. I did a little playing with Mom but am pretty much ready for bed now.

Remember, you can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.

Until Later,
Avery

1 comment:

  1. Avery - have you considered getting a lawyer in case at some point you want to sue your dad for domestic abuse? Sounds like you have a case and the photo is perfect evidence.

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